Downturn Effects: New HR designations


Ok, I got this over the email, so it’s not an original piece of work. If this has been put together by you, or by someone you know, insert the name in the comments.

So post the downturn here’s the latest HR designations that your firm can take up!

 

Chief – Head Roller

HR Executive -temporary

HR Executive – permanently temporary

HR Executive – mass layoffs

HR Executive – situationally exploitative removals

Separation Consultant

HOD – Manpower Retrenchment Planning (MRP)

HOD – Mass Emotional Shock Handling (MESH)

HOD – Mass Communicator- Bad News

HOD – Pseudo Promotion

  

Head – HR (RR) – Human Resource (Recrutiment & Removal)

Head – HR (HR) – Human Resource (Hire & Remove)

 Head- HR (ER) – Human Resource (Engage & Remove)

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About Gautam

Gautam is a HR professional interested in how emerging technologies are impacting work, careers and organizations.

Posted on November 25, 2008, in jokes and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Downturn Effects: New HR designations.

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