Downturn Effects: New HR designations
Ok, I got this over the email, so it’s not an original piece of work. If this has been put together by you, or by someone you know, insert the name in the comments.
So post the downturn here’s the latest HR designations that your firm can take up!
Chief – Head Roller
HR Executive -temporary
HR Executive – permanently temporary
HR Executive – mass layoffs
HR Executive – situationally exploitative removals
HOD – Manpower Retrenchment Planning (MRP)
HOD – Mass Emotional Shock Handling (MESH)
HOD – Mass Communicator- Bad News
HOD – Pseudo Promotion
Head – HR (RR) – Human Resource (Recrutiment & Removal)
Head – HR (HR) – Human Resource (Hire & Remove)
Head- HR (ER) – Human Resource (Engage & Remove)